Contact

Prior to contacting us, please be advised of the following:

• We do not accept membership requests via direct contact. You can only achieve this by finding a member who will pledge you.
• Complaints from non-members may be circulated worldwide for the consideration and entertainment of our members, which may include verbal, broadcast, or electronic transmissions, on this or any other site, or by email.
• Complaints from non-members claiming to be from the “real” Illuminati will be discarded immediately. We know who we are, and now we know who you are too. Sleep tight.
• We are very unlikely to respond, though we have thousands of dedicated members on hand to read your letters.
• If you use a fake email address, your message may not be processed. It doesn’t bother us, but it will waste your time.