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CASE STUDY #1: “World War” & “World War II: The Germans Strike Back”

World War One World War Two ConspiracyIf you are under the age of 50, and you learned anything at all about history in school, it’s almost certain that you learned almost nothing. Don’t feel bad, apologize or regret it, this wasn’t an accident by any means, but a device we took great lengths to employ. If Americans really understood their history, they would all be in therapy, instead of the current 60% (according to our unofficial, but entirely legitimate estimates.)

The Great War (AKA World War 1)

What started the Great World War, or “World War 1”, as some historians have taken to calling it without our permission?

Nothing started the Great World War. Sure, there was a troop and arms buildup throughout Europe, and troops were positioned on hair trigger notice on many fronts, but that was a design, and a necessary one for what was to follow.

The nations built up in their industries and tensions, and then suddenly, as if by magic, a war to match exploded spanning half the globe. Populations were reduced from the ranks of those most susceptible to war-like tendencies, industry flourished, manufacturing sectors saw technological leaps and bounds heretofore unimagined, and an archaic world long held down by religious confusion was set free. In the end, many of the worlds subjugated nations were freed, many of the worlds supposedly nations were set truly free, and many more were thrown into states of controlled chaos, though only temporarily.

The determination was made that the Great War was insufficient to meet the objectives set forth previously, so a jailed Austrian gentlemen, who had been a member of our ranks since a very young age, was asked if he would like to shift his focus from painting to a vain attempt to conquer the world. He knew he’d face staunch opposition and die in his struggle, or “kampf” as he called it, but accepted the charge and rose to the prominence we promised him.

True to our word, we made him Time Magazine’s “Man of the Year” in1939, and thanks in no small part to his willingness to listen to his speechmakers and political consultants along the way. Do you think they bestow that honor on just anyone?

Of course when we said “Don’t let anyone stand in your way”, he may have taken it a bit too liberally, what with his uber-arching extermination of all the Jews and what not, but in the mean time he spurred innovations that forced jets from biplanes, gasoline from coal, and fleeing Jews rightfully fearful for their lives from regular Jews just going about their business.

This is a guy who wanted to marry his own cousin, and we gave it our blessing. This is a guy who was short, ill-tempered and wore the same moustache as only Groucho Marx, and because of the whole Marxist thing we were cultivating to the east, we let him. This was a guy whose greatest legacy would be that FOX news would use him to insult people by approximation for a lifetime, and of course, we took that in to account and planned for it as well. The whole FOX news and Rupert Murdoch matter is a topic we can only share with members until 2056, but if you’ve ever had the displeasure of watching the channel, you obviously understand there are manipulative powers at play, and we’ll leave it at that… We can say that only FOX news covered the man that vice president Cheney shot in the face apologizing for his gall to be so easily mistaken for a flightless bird, but again, that’s another matter entirely, though obviously one in which we were intimately involved.

But think about it for a minute. If it was us in control, which we would never admit, even as glorious as the accomplishment might have been, we managed to make a man who hates non-Germans out of a man who wasn’t even German, even if he was a bit of a cousin-lover.

As the war dragged on, and even by our estimations that second war did truly drag on, fire bombing was invented, radar was as well, not to mention vast leaps in rocketry and the very dawning of the nuclear age.

So if we weren’t running the show in both theaters of the war, from every side of the conflict, let me ask you to ponder how it is that German scientists were able to flee to America (in an age when the Titanic passed for a technological wonder) to invent the first atomic bomb in just a few years, when even with the plans available on the internet today, the best and brightest minds from the nefarious world remain ten to twenty years from figuring it out?

It almost makes you wonder how a nation as rich in natural resources, and as capable in engineering and technological innovation, chose for so long to remain outside the greatest power grab the world has ever known… it doesn’t make us wonder, but it might do so for you.

When the war ended, as likely as we invented the holocaust, we invented the Nuremburg trials, where persons beyond our ranks and outside our influence were hanged for their crimes, even if they were just following orders. Meanwhile, the United States, the only country to drop atomic bombs on innocent civilians, not only walked away Scott-free, but enjoyed the luxury of appointing judges and controlling proceedings in those very trials, and this after utilizing those same German engineers who killed so many, and who benefited from so much Nazi engineering they were soon able to send a man to the moon.

History will tell you that a German submarine that was carrying uranium to Japan for an Axis nuclear device when someone told the Germans to surrender. They did so in New England, where the material was seized and sent to plants in the US to create that first atomic device… was this coincidence, or does your same history tell you that both Germany and Japan had already abandoned their nuclear aspirations years earlier. Who mined this ore, who processed it, and who put it on a submarine bound for the United States on the eve of Germany’s surrender, despite the complete lack of an atomic program by either nation?

Perhaps it was the Illuminati. If you don’t believe it, maybe Jesus and the tooth fairy aren’t real either.

And as the war wound down, the Geneva convention was invented along with the cold war. Hundreds of billions more would soon be spent preparing for a war with an enemy who America’s closest, if not America’s only friend. Machismo would be put on the line in a vain race for the stars conceived only by us, executed by our brightest minds in missions to discover things this world would never pursue.

These great wars had few casualties, save for a few million soldiers and a few million more civilians. The benefit we created (if we had anything to do with these wars) was on the other hand almost beyond belief. We went from the 1890s when man had barely discovered the bicycle to drawing out the Blackbird supersonic jet in less than 60 years. This to mankind’s 10,000 years of recorded history, and likely 10 million years of histories lost.

We don’t just control elections, we control this whole planet in every fiber of its being, and we also plant our flags on celestial territory. If you’re already an Illuminati member, I strongly encourage you to read about the Shumaker Levy 9 asteroid xxxx to get a better grasp on the galactic control we exert… think about it; do you really think the United States could launch a satellite headed for Jupiter, and coincidentally see it arrive 15 years later, fully functional, within days of a once-in-ten-million year asteroid collision with the planet? You could chalk it up to coincidence, or you could stop being a douche bag and get real with your acknowledgment that we are exactly who we say we are.

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