The Secret Is Out - The Illuminati Membership Drive

For centuries the Illuminati has run the world from the darkest depths of the world’s secret bowels, but today our policy has changed ever so subtly, and although the society remains, the veil of secrecy can now be lifted.

Want more money, more power, a record deal or just to have your enemies murdered? Then the Illuminati is for you!

With secrecy comes great anonymity, but now we’re opening our doors to expand our power and admit we exist. This isn’t just a ploy to make conspiracy theorists go crazy, those people mostly work for us anyhow. This is a plan to expand our already almost-all-encompassing world power.

And we need your help!

Read our pages and profiles and consider joining the Illuminati today.

Check out some of these pages to know the most about us we’ve ever allowed anyone to ever know: “Membership Has Its Privileges”, to know about the great benefits of joining our ranks. Frequently Asked Questions for those who have more curiosity that courage. Join Us Now for those who wish to skip with the formalities and get straight to business. And of course, Case Studies for those who are pretty convinced, but need to see a bit more pertaining to our historically unrivaled base of power before making any decision either way.

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And if you are a member of the media, and would like to contact us directly, specifically for an interview, use our contact page to do so. We’re friendlier than you might think!